Harry and Meghan 'will beg Donald Trump for secret service protection' after LA move [More]Well, there's "royalty" and there are "commoners." It's right there in the Constitution, isn't it?
Remember what Mr. Paine told us?
Ah, good, he told them to pound sand.
Harry ain't the brightest bleeder from Buckingham, is he?
Wallis Simpso... uh... Meghan is counting on that.
[Via An Hour of Wolves]

