Friday, February 25, 2005

Safe at Last, Safe at Last! Anna Kournikova Safe at Last!

“THE homeless man accused of stalking Russian tennis beauty Anna Kournikova has been issued with a civil restraining order.”

Let’s see, he stalks her both physically and via sexually explicit emails. He swims nude to her estate. He’s already been behind bars for stabbing a man. He’s hinting at pleading insanity. And if that isn’t enough, he’s a dude who knows who the individual members of the Spice Girls are--that’s nuts just by itself. (God help me—I saw a commercial and learned the Fanta Girls have individual names!)

I hope Anna feels safe with her “civil restraining order” when this wackjob is released. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t have armed bodyguards, but what about the next woman he fixates on?

The best restraining orders are issued from a modified Weaver or isosceles stance.

1 comment:

  1. Restraining orders have one use ... as a self-defense license.

    DA's rarely prosecute someone for shooting an attacker if the attacker is already under a restraining order.

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