Friday, April 01, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Feinstein Arrested After Gun Mishap

Senator Injures Multiple Constituents in Accidental Discharge--Reportedly Challenges Marshals: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

"WASHINGTON (DC)- Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-California) has been charged with negligent discharge of a firearm after wounding 3 constituents in a town hall meeting Thursday evening. The Senator was displaying an assault weapon to argue for a renewed federal ban when the weapon suddenly went off.

"Agents of the US Marshal's Service forcibly rushed a distraught and screaming Senator from the auditorium.

"'If this can happen to an experienced gun handler like Senator Feinstein,' an unidentified aide told the crowd, 'it shows the need for heightened legislation.'"

Read complete story.

3 comments:

  1. The dream of a lifetime for gun owners everywhere!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I must say - you almost had me going until the "'If this can happen to an experienced gun handler like Senator Feinstein" part.

    I remember reading a gun magazine back in the early 80s about a Ruger 44 Carbine.

    The authors stated something to the effect: "This gun is easy enough to use that Teddy Kennedy would be able to operate it."

    (Too bad that the didn't read the instruction manual - they mistakenly thought that all ammo had to be cycled through the chamber to unload the piece)

    Still funny, though.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Darn...

    Won't mention who I was picturing as the bystanders...

    ReplyDelete

Keep it on topic. Submit tips on different topics via left sidebar Contact Form.

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.