...about those who give up essential liberty for security?
A company operating out of Orlando Airport has found a way to make 'em sign up and pay for the privilege of being tagged as officially certified, card-carrying cud-chewers.
Pay 80 bucks, get your iris scanned and go stand in "an exclusive security line, and the promise of no random secondary pat-downs, in exchange for a background check by the Department of Homeland Security."
Why don't they just stamp your ribs with a "USDA Choice" imprint...?
MoooOOOooo!
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