Thats right boys and girls. Cow farts have now been determined to be a major cause of ozone gas creation, and, as we all know, ozone depletion is what the liberals say cause's global warming, so,,,, if our cows fart more,, wouldn't that lead to global cooling due to increased ozone creating gases? So break out the soy beans and don't walk behind your cows during their heroic efforts to save our planet! LOL
If we do can we make sure that it is air tight, that way, as they wonder where all the air went, the problem will just go away?
ReplyDeleteI left this on Engineers Post also so if you saw it there, sorry. I'm not much of a humorist so when I think of one I have to get it out...
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to invent a bovine emissions filter quick...maybe call it the "Cowtalytic converter".
OK...maybe I'm STILL not much of a humorist, but I thought it was funny in a 2nd grade sort of way.
See, I'm more like a 1st-grader--I was thinking of a noise-making insert called a "Moo-Kazoo".
ReplyDeleteThats right boys and girls. Cow farts have now been determined to be a major cause of ozone gas creation, and, as we all know, ozone depletion is what the liberals say cause's global warming, so,,,, if our cows fart more,, wouldn't that lead to global cooling due to increased ozone creating gases? So break out the soy beans and don't walk behind your cows during their heroic efforts to save our planet!
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