Tuesday, September 20, 2005
What Would YOU Use on a T-Rex?
Comment poster Sean reminded me of something when, in response to The 2005 Hardyville Freedom Festival, he nominated "Jurassic Park 2 as the most asinine, corrupt, and contradictory movie [he's] ever seen."
In his musings about how totally ineffectual armed men were portrayed as being, he reminded me of a discussion that took place over a couple issues of my favorite gun magazine.
Andy Breglia shared his thoughts on which ammunition would be most effective against a T-Rex.
His conclusion: "[T]he .30-06 is a true do-all cartridge and, when loaded with the appropriate bullets, will take anything that walks on, or used to walk on, this planet."
The editor was skeptical, and countered "I believe the minimum T-Rex blaster would be an M2 .50 Browning Machine Gun mounted on something faster than a rex. Something with so little brain would take a lot of bleeding out or would need to have its pelvis shot to doll rags and fall before sinking his teeth or weight on you."
Breglia came back with "More Rex Whacks" in a later issue, leading the editor to speculate that "[a] brain shot would have that thing doin' the dead chicken dance all over you."
In fact, as evidenced by Mike the Headless Chicken, it might not even kill the thing.
I think it's an interesting discussion and would like to hear more opinions on this.
Which gun/ammo would be the best to use to effect a quick T-Rex kill, and why?
And we should probably eliminate long-range sniping, as that assumes the thing doesn't know you're there and is stationary. For the purposes of this exercise, let's assume it's a dynamic situation where you and the Rex are both aware of each other and facing off to kill or be killed.
In his musings about how totally ineffectual armed men were portrayed as being, he reminded me of a discussion that took place over a couple issues of my favorite gun magazine.
Andy Breglia shared his thoughts on which ammunition would be most effective against a T-Rex.
His conclusion: "[T]he .30-06 is a true do-all cartridge and, when loaded with the appropriate bullets, will take anything that walks on, or used to walk on, this planet."
The editor was skeptical, and countered "I believe the minimum T-Rex blaster would be an M2 .50 Browning Machine Gun mounted on something faster than a rex. Something with so little brain would take a lot of bleeding out or would need to have its pelvis shot to doll rags and fall before sinking his teeth or weight on you."
Breglia came back with "More Rex Whacks" in a later issue, leading the editor to speculate that "[a] brain shot would have that thing doin' the dead chicken dance all over you."
In fact, as evidenced by Mike the Headless Chicken, it might not even kill the thing.
I think it's an interesting discussion and would like to hear more opinions on this.
Which gun/ammo would be the best to use to effect a quick T-Rex kill, and why?
And we should probably eliminate long-range sniping, as that assumes the thing doesn't know you're there and is stationary. For the purposes of this exercise, let's assume it's a dynamic situation where you and the Rex are both aware of each other and facing off to kill or be killed.
They Never EVER Stop
Kevin gives a gungrabbing bedwetter electroshock therapy.
It won't cure the guy, but it sure is fun to watch it being administered.
It won't cure the guy, but it sure is fun to watch it being administered.