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South Park Pundit finds a candidate for the Officer Barbrady Award.

Police Find Assault Weapon Near High Court

Officials at the Supreme Court and Metropolitan Police Department would not identify the kind of gun found, but a senior federal law enforcement official said it was a loaded MAC-10 assault weapon. It is capable of firing many bullets over a wide area in a few seconds. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing.

So is it semiauto or select fire?

Something about this isn't right. I've got nothing to go on here but instinct, so there's an excellent chance I'm all wet, but wouldn't it be interesting if the MAC-10 traces back to a department or agency, and it being left in a parking lot turns out to be another example of professionalism?

CITGO Follow-Up

Aside from a corporate-speak form letter, CITGO hasn't committed to actually doing anything about its Gary, Indiana station that refused to call 911 after a woman customer was robbed at knifepoint. I think they're hoping people will forget about it and the controversy will just quietly go away.

Not if I can help it. But I'm just one guy. If you agree that this should not die a quiet death from apathy, please send an email demanding to know why customers should put themselves at risk due to CITGO's refusal to take meaningful action--especially since we have so many other choices when it comes to where we can buy our gas. Please encourage pro-gun blogs to push this, and if you have a blog, please take up the cause and rally your readers.

Here's my follow-up email to "Customer Service Representative" Bruce McCall:

Dear Mr. McCall,

I see that Keith Olbermann gave your Gary, IN station manager an award of sorts on a recent MSNBC program, although I doubt being a candidate for "worst person" is the sort of press you folks covet:

Third on the list was the manager of a Citgo station in Gary, Ind., where a woman was robbed at knifepoint while filling a church van with gas. When she ran inside and asked the clerk to call the police, he advised her to use her cell phone because of a store policy that instructs clerks not to place such calls because they could anger the criminals.

You made noises about "de-branding the station" in the form letter you sent out to those of us contacting CITGO with our outrage, but you never really committed to doing anything about this. I replied to you 12 DAYS AGO asking when you would let the public know how this has been resolved. So I will again ask you, publicly this time:

When can we expect an announcement from CITGO on how this has been resolved?

David Codrea

When Pens Go Wrong

A 17-year-old student accused of rigging pens to explode as revenge for being expelled was charged with nine felonies Friday for blasts that injured three people, authorities said.

What is it with evil killer pens lately?

My Kid Sister notes we need to outlaw pens and sue Bic.

And just because I'm on the general subject, check out the url for Pen Island...