Q: What does Madonna put behind her ears to make herself attractive?
A: Her ankles.
From "Immaterial Girl," my August/September 2003 HANDGUNS Magazine opinion piece (sorry, the complete article is not online):
So what’s Madonna’s response to ordinary people who don’t have bodyguards? What about those of us who will be arrested if caught carrying a firearm without a permit that we can’t obtain? And what should we who can’t summon a law enforcement retinue when traveling do?
Madonna was one of the celebrity signatories to the Handgun Control, Inc., “Open Letter to the NRA” appearing in USA Today...
So I guess she's demonstrating the position she wishes us to assume when in the presence of predatory government or free agents--just to save everybody involved a lot of unnecessary time and effort...
Scratch the word "attractive" and replace it with "terrifying."
ReplyDeleteRight--I should have said "TRY to make herself attractive..."
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