Friday, April 21, 2006

Doc, It Hurts When I Do This

"Then don't do that."

But it feels so good when I stop...

4 comments:

  1. Once is an accident.
    Twice is gross negligence.
    Thrice is a suicide attempt.

    But twelve times?

    "Winners never quit, and quitters never win. But those who never win and never quit are idiots."

    Dr. E.L. Kersten

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  2. Proof positive that some people just shouldn't be allowed out without a keeper.

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  3. I don't own a nail gun, but I have to imagine it would require 12 trigger pulls or presses to do that. Or was he using an evil full auto nail gun?

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  4. A nail gun will "bounce" and set itself off if your finger is on the trigger. Sort a slam fire type thing.

    We need a new law banning Assault Nail Guns whose only purpose is to spray large numbers of nails indiscriminately over a wide area.

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