Monday, April 10, 2006

We're the Only Ones Drunk Enough

A Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy was arrested in connection with the accidental shooting death of his friend following a night of drinking, authorities said...

"He was carrying his gun in his hand back into the house," Ansara said. "They were just playing around, and somehow the gun ended up pointed toward the victim's head, and the trigger was pulled, and he was struck once."
The gun ended up pointed...the trigger was pulled...he was struck...

Not the drunken cop pointed the gun, the drunken cop pulled the trigger, the drunken cop fired a shot that struck...

See? I knew it was the gun's fault!

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1 comment:

  1. I would like to know what the Hell he means by "somehow".

    Somehow it doesn't seem all that hard figure out how.

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