Wednesday, April 05, 2006

We're the Only Ones...

...Well Adjusted Enough
For the past two weeks, investigators have been looking for a suspect Eaton County Sheriff Sergeant Jeff Lutz says shot him while on duty, but now investigators are looking at Lutz himself.
...Appropriately Forceful Enough
Ronald Robbins, 45, who claimed he acted in self-defense when he shot 22-year-old Jason Starkey in the back during a fistfight with Starkey and another man on Sept. 22, 2002, faces up to life in prison if convicted of second-degree murder.
...Touchy-Feely Enough
Swatara Police arrested Michael Fernsler, 33, of Orrstown, Pa., on Friday night while he was on the job as a police officer with Shippensburg University. Police said he sexually assaulted two 4-year-old girls in their Swatara Township, Pa. home.
...Dynamic in Our Entries Enough
Bullets peppered the wall, ceiling and refrigerator in an incident late Saturday during which two Muskegon police officers fired shots at each other inside a McLaughlin Avenue home.
How can anyone argue against the position that trained professionals like these are the only ones who should have guns?

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3 comments:

  1. Call the police! Call the Church! Call the Church Police! Uh-oh, we got a priest and he's "interrorgating" the boys! I wonder how fast I can call a Cardinal and have the priest transferred to another parish/precenct. My son yells,"Not fast enough,Dad!" Meanwhile, my wife is trying to fend off a lesbian cop and my daughter is being hustled into a police cruiser whilst two burly cops assure her" Sure, sweetcheeks, we'll give you your rights!" And I think, if only I had bought that gun and I could decide this on my own terms. Oh, wait, it has already been decided for me........

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  2. I love the "Dynamic Entry" one.

    First an observation:

    It's a good thing the cops can't shoot worth a damn. Someone might have gotten hurt.

    Next a question:

    What happened to the "male caller" that reported a kidnapping and then met the officers near the scene? Isn't filing a false police report a crime? Especially when it could have easily ended in the deaths of innocents and/or police officers.

    Another question just occured to me:

    Why were they "looking for guns" in the house after the incident? Were they trying to gin up some charges so they wouldn't look like the complete idiots that they are?

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  3. Heard on the radio this morning that a Homeland Security guy got popped for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old. Except the 14-year old was actually an undercover cop. Just thought I'd tip you off.

    (Posted from work!)

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