Way back when I was in a journalism class in junior high school, I would have caught flack for writing something that stupid; what the hell is a "life-like" gun"?
In other news today, the idiot known as Charles Schumer,who is alleged to be some kind of representative for the citizens of New York,(cue mooing cows and bleating sheep), was seen behaving in a life-like manner,snorting and gulping food, along with the well known Communist and Tyrant-in-Waiting,Hillary Clinton, who also behaves,on cue,in a life-like manner,occasionally coming outside during daylight,and smiling when she sees an especially lively,blood filled,human.
Man, talk about lucky! I just barely avoided injury of death. I was at the local Wal Mart when a lifelike pellet gun carjacked a Corvette and nearly ran me down in the parking lot.
Boy, those damn pellet guns can't drive for shit. Maybe we better quit giving them licenses.
Last time I saw him, he was gunning it for all he was worth. He shot out of the parking lot and the owner went ballistic and went off half-cocked. The cops said they didn't witness a thing and anyway, how did they know it wasn't a law enforcement only weapon in fear for its life and was just following procedure. They promised to target the area with their automatic weapon alert, just in case, but said not to expect too much as they would have a hard time identifying it even if they saw it.
Way back when I was in a journalism class in junior high school, I would have caught flack for writing something that stupid; what the hell is a "life-like" gun"?
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ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but that description is just not realistic.
ReplyDeleteIn other news today, the idiot known as Charles Schumer,who is alleged to be some kind of representative for the citizens of New York,(cue mooing cows and bleating sheep), was seen behaving in a life-like manner,snorting and gulping food, along with the well known Communist and Tyrant-in-Waiting,Hillary Clinton, who also behaves,on cue,in a life-like manner,occasionally coming outside during daylight,and smiling when she sees an especially lively,blood filled,human.
ReplyDeleteMan, talk about lucky! I just barely avoided injury of death. I was at the local Wal Mart when a lifelike pellet gun carjacked a Corvette and nearly ran me down in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteBoy, those damn pellet guns can't drive for shit. Maybe we better quit giving them licenses.
Last time I saw him, he was gunning it for all he was worth. He shot out of the parking lot and the owner went ballistic and went off half-cocked. The cops said they didn't witness a thing and anyway, how did they know it wasn't a law enforcement only weapon in fear for its life and was just following procedure. They promised to target the area with their automatic weapon alert, just in case, but said not to expect too much as they would have a hard time identifying it even if they saw it.