Saturday, June 17, 2006

If Wishes Were Fishes...

"If we could get the violence to stop, we could have an anti-gun-violence celebration."
Yes, someone who considers himself a "grown man" said that.

I'd like to send Commissioner Paul Mayhue a My Little Pony to play with. He could brush it's mane, and talk to it, and have a tea party with all his other dolls and stuffed animals.

In related news, he made another idiotic statement:
"It's reflective of long, hot summers. We don't need long, hot summers here."
Now there's an ambitious government program for you: Weather control!

1 comment:

  1. If we could get the violence to stop,he would be unemployed. Then he could work on weather control. If his tin foil hat doesn't interfere. If it could be reliably determined that he finished the fifth grade. If his political development can exceed that of a gerbil.Maybe monkeys CAN fly out of his butt.

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