We're the Only Ones...Hey, Did Anybody Just Hear Some Glass Break...?

Ricardo Jones and Joseph Leaks had been inmates in the D.C. jail since August, and last month were indicted in connection with a murder. Yesterday, in the jail's most audacious breakout in recent memory, the two stormed into the warden's empty office shortly after 10 a.m., smashed through a reinforced glass window with furniture, scampered onto a canopy and escaped, officials said.

Another reason why it makes so much sense to be disarmed in DC--not only can't the cops protect you, when they do manage to catch a bad guy, they can't hold onto him.

Yeah, I'd want to be helpless knowing these two (alleged!) reptiles are slithering around the neighborhood.