Friday, July 28, 2006

We're the Only Ones Reflecting Professionalism Enough

Officer suspended after Cheektowaga gun-firing spree...

District Attorney Frank J. Clark believes alcohol was a factor because the women admitted they had been drinking at several bars just before they fired the weapon. Clark also was disturbed that state police did not conduct sobriety tests on the driver...

"This is an isolated incident and it should not reflect on the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department."
Oops. Let me try that again:
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...

Wait, that can't be right. Here, try this:
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...

Uh...hold on. OK, how about now?
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...

Never mind.

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2 comments:

  1. E. David Quammen7/28/2006 5:22 PM

    Trend-setters.......

    You should have a 'Super-Duper' 'Only Ones' category.

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  2. Anonymous7/28/2006 7:51 PM

    Yea, I do these kind of things all the time here in New York and the Troopers are very understanding about it.

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