We're the Only Ones Still Employed Enough

The Michigan Department of State Police needs to explain exactly how many illegal acts a trooper would have to commit before he or she is deemed unfit to arrest anybody else. In what appears to be a lampoon of the department's code of honor, a trooper who lied about a traffic crash, fled the accident scene and then falsely reported his vehicle stolen, is still on duty.

They don't need to do anything, fool. They're "The Only Ones."

Case in point--any of you with a company car--get caught doing the same thing and see if you're not summarily fired. You can let us know after you make bail.

[Via Cousin G]