Tuesday, March 20, 2007

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About one-third of the people living in the national's [sic] capital are functionally illiterate...

Along with AP "authorized journalists," it would seem. These are no doubt the same people who support continuing the DC gun ban...

Gee, I wonder what they'd say if you asked them what their political affiliation is?

Aside from "What's that?"

On the bright side, they can always get a job over at the DEA...

4 comments:

  1. leave it to congress to up the percentage.

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  2. I remember learning about the difference between "capital" and "Capitol" when I was in the the fifth grade. But then I've never been to Authorized Journalism school.

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  3. Yup, and it has more than likely been done cunningly and purposefully;

    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."

    - Thomas Jefferson

    And, I'd venture to bet, that this has everything to do with it;

    "I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."

    - Thomas Jefferson

    But, of course, I could be wrong....

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  4. Unsurprising, given what everyone knows about DeeCee.

    60% of adults in Detroit are functionally illiterate, and 40% have some form of venereal disease, for exactly the reasons you'd expect.

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