Wednesday, March 21, 2007

We're the Only Ones Gone Wild Enough

A nude appearance in an "Girls Gone Wild"-style adult video sold on the Internet has cost a veteran police officer her job — again.

I know there's an "Only Twos" joke in here somewhere.

[Via Stan]
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4 comments:

  1. E. David Quammen3/21/2007 6:05 PM

    The Dept. wasn't looking at this in the right light. Think about this for just a minute;

    If all of the "Only Ones" were good looking nude (so, obviously unarmed, other than bare arms that is), officers. You'd have criminals flocking to turn themselves in! Our crime problem would be over! And, the People would once again be giving the "Only Ones" the proper attention they deserve!

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  2. Anonymous3/21/2007 9:59 PM

    And we could trade "patdowns". :)

    I can see being charged with "assisting arrest", massaging an officer, consensual entry, and illegal possession of erotic animals.

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  3. Anonymous3/21/2007 10:01 PM

    I am going to give you guys a break, because I have about a million puns I could use now.

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  4. Anonymous3/22/2007 9:36 AM

    David,

    This post is worthless without pictures...

    ;-)

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