Households With Ovens vs. Households Without Ovens: What's the big deal, anyway??? Here are the straight facts ...
Jason Kirk gives us an inside look at these appliances of death, which, if flung from a trebuchet, would be capable of bringing down an airliner! There oughtta be a law...
In all seriousness, and I use this factoid when confronted by ninnies who wish to ban fireworks, you're over four times more likely to be injured by your cooking range/oven...
I don't know how big the market is for pro-gun stand-up comedy, but you ought to look into it. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteI know. I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor when I read about the puppies.
ReplyDeletethanks for the linkage, David
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure, Jason--thanks for the laughs.
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