We're the Only Ones in the News Enough

Here are some more "Only Ones" headline challenges for me to devise from WarOnGuns correspondent Vinnie:

We're the Only Ones Paid for Drinking and Driving Enough

A township police officer may remain on paid suspension until after he faces drunk driving charges in court.

We're the Only Ones Mouthing Off to Boys Enough

A police officer was charged Monday with three counts of oral copulation involving minor boys, according to Alameda County Assistant District Attorney Richard Klemmer.

We're the Only Ones "Good" Enough

A rookie police officer accused of using excessive force during a confrontation with a teenager began law enforcement training this week, months after a video showed him pointing his gun at the student in a crowded school hall...

"I'm really looking forward to this hearing so Mr. Wiggins can put this behind him and get on with being a good police officer, which is what he is," Creel said. "We need good officers out there. He's a good officer. I hate that people make these kinds of accusations, but it's just a prime example of how bad things happen to good people."

We're the Only Ones Speedy Enough

A police officer has been charged with vehicular homicide for allegedly driving nearly 40 miles an hour over the speed limit when his cruiser struck a pedestrian.

Since I obviously don't have anywhere near the self control, judgment and moral development of these fine professionals, I guess it's a good thing the law says they can be armed and I can't.