We're the Only Ones World Challenging Enough

Seven weapons belonging to Wake County's Special Weapons and Tactics team were stolen from a van outside a Memphis barbecue restaurant Monday afternoon, authorities said.

Members of the Wake County Sheriff's Office Special Response Team were on their way to Little Rock, Ark., for the World SWAT Challenge and stopped at the Interstate BBQ Restaurant in Memphis, authorities said. While the deputies were inside, two men drove up in a Ford Explorer and broke into the van, authorities said.

Just think--if this can happen to world class "Only Ones," how could we possibly trust people as irresponsible as me and you with guns?

Thank goodness they had spare rifles and rods along with their spare ribs!

[Via Jeffersonian]