We're the Only Ones...ENOUGH Already...

WarOnGuns correspondent Vinnie puts the "cop" into "cornucopia" with a virtual glut of "Only Ones" vignettes. Now we get to see if I can spontaneously come up with suitably corny headlines for this unanticipated barrage:

We're the Only Ones Appraising Enough

A Prince George's County police officer is charged with assault after police say he pulled a gun on a real estate appraiser who came to the officer's house by mistake.

We're the Only Ones "America's Bloodiest Home Videos" Enough

"The one cop came punched me in my mouth then they threw me on the floor. After they were done smashing the camera then they hit me with the night stick," Rodriguez said.

We're the Only Ones Putting Out the Hits Enough

A Suffolk county jury has convicted a 22-year-old New York police academy recruit of conspiracy to commit murder for trying to hire a hit man to kill his girlfriend.

We're the Only Ones Anxious to Get on With Our Lives and Work Enough

A municipal court judge charged with pointing a pistol at two others has been sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to a lesser charge.

We're the Only Ones Dealing Enough

A Wallace police officer was jailed on drug charges after an investigation that began last summer, authorities said.

We're the Only Ones Who Keep Going and Going Enough

A Chicago police officer has been charged with domestic battery and stripped of her police powers, officials said.

We're the Only Ones Discharging Enough

She is charged with one count of discharging a firearm in an occupied building, a four-year felony, one count of felonious assault, a four-year felony, and felony firearms, a two-year felony.

We're the Only Ones Dipping Into the Spa Enough

Another New Orleans police officer charged in a robbery at the Bangkok Spa has pleaded guilty.

We're the Only Ones Walking the Walk Enough

35-year-old Paul Cetinski told a judge he was tasered repeatedly, without warning, after allegedly jay-walking in the downtown area.

We're the Only Ones Overlapping Enough

A Cuyahoga County grand jury today indicted a Cleveland police officer on a charge of theft in office based on allegations he collected on-duty pay while working off-duty as a security guard.

I'm sure glad these people were all considered more trustworthy to bear arms than I am.

I need a drink. And it's not even 6:00 AM. And I don't really drink all that much.