"I Got Mine"

The Secret Service said Thursday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was being placed under its protection, the earliest ever for a presidential candidate.

And for the rest of us who don't have 'round-the-clock taxcow-funded Secret Service protection?

What's that two-word phrase that starts with "F" and ends with "you"? Oh well, I'm certain he'll make sure his security detail doesn't carry any of those semiautomatic bullet hose no-good-for hunting weapons of war that he thinks should be withheld from "We the People."

Ya think?

I found our old Citizens of America ad where I portrayed just such a senator (have you ever seen a bigger ham outside of a Honeybaked store?)--it's on Wayback Machine, so it takes the devil's own time to load...(By the way, don't send any checks as the ad requests--COA is no longer among the living.)