Sunday, June 10, 2007

Another Cryptic Only Ones Twofer

We're the Only Ones Meeting Our Match Enough
At that point the other man got out of his car and pulled a gun on Treptow, whose wife and two children were also in the car with him. With no opportunity to move quickly away from the gunman who was now only feet away, Treptow fired his own weapon three times, scoring hits in both legs and grazing his arm.

Turns out that Mr. Road Rage, who was apparently not injured badly as he has been released from hospital, is an undercover police officer.
It speaks volumes that Treptow was not immediately charged.

We're the Only Ones Going Off All By Ourselves Enough
The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office says Deputy Jonathan Lopes was asleep at home when he was startled awake by a sudden noise.

The fourty-nine-year-old deputy grabbed for his firearm and it discharged. The bullet struck Lopes in the leg.
I guess that's a bit more extreme than racking the slide to scare off an intruder, but it worked...

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4 comments:

  1. Good thing he didn't hear two noises; he would have had to shoot himself in both legs...

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  2. One more step dirtbag, and I shoot myself.

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  3. here's another only one file

    http://www.startribune.com/crime/story/1236374.html

    I guess they are the only ones ragin' enough to drive too.

    r

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  4. Let me write tomorrows headline;
    "Officer shot in line of duty" while attempting to pull over a reckless driver who was endangering others. Turns out the suspect was armed, and shot officer three times. mayor calling for stricter gun laws.


    sounds about right.

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