We're the Only Ones Taking Back Enough

Cosmos Onyigbo bought a gun from an acquaintance at a Police station and gets arrested less than five minutes later for unlawful possession of firearms.

"The Only Ones" giveth, "The Only Ones" taketh away.

Funny--no mention of what became of the deposit collateral. But they've got you sobbing and terrified and ready to give them anything they want, Cosmo, and that's the important thing.

And here's "'The Only Ones' Philosophy" in a nutshell:

The State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Paul Iseghohi while addressing journalists on the issue said it was unimaginable for someone of his status to acquire a gun without any desire to use it for negative purpose.

It works that way here, too, regardless of the subterfuges those who want other human beings disarmed employ. Some animals are more equal than others, and they intend to keep it that way.