Saturday, October 13, 2007

Kennedy 'Eating Ice Cream' After Surgery On Artery

Excellent.

Would you like some butter and Crisco with that, Senator?

How about some fries?

6 comments:

  1. The blockage was discovered during routine examination of a decades-old back injury.

    I imagine so...must have been awful hard to crawl from an upside down car in a water filled canal!! Have you seen how high the bridge he drove off is?!?!

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  2. You know, this could explain a lot. Blockage of blood flow to the brain could explain his stupidity all these years.

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  3. ...that, or all the booze he swills down!

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  4. INTRAVENOUS FLOOR WAX! STAT!

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  5. Shut up, Yuri! I drink more than he does, but then I am more disciplined, more principled and just in general superior to the asshole form Assachewshits.

    If someone could give me a mailing address for this cretin I would UPS him a can of hog lard and a coupon for deep fried foods.

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