The turkey eyed Jean-Felix. Jean-Felix eyed the turkey. It gobbled. She gasped. Then the turkey proceeded to follow the Dorchester woman over the Green Line train tracks, across the street, through traffic, and all the way down the block, pecking at her backside as she went.
"This is so scary," Jean-Felix said...
Jean, the Sons of Liberty are spinning in their graves.
Y'all are evidently unfamiliar with WarOnGuns' traditional Thanksgiving essay...
Well, you can't shoot them in Boston with a gun (gasp!! the horror!!), so what you do is tie some corn to your derriere, and lure the beastie into your house.
ReplyDeleteAnybody want a turkey sandwich?
oh the irony, those crazy Bostonians who fear their own State Bird!!I like Peters' use of the word derriere,nothing like using your rump for some added legs and breastess'(women have been doing it for centuries,and I've heard a few of THEM cackle as well!!)
ReplyDeleteAs Jed Clampett would say, "Pitiful. Jest pitiful."
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just put up "turkey-free zone" signs? That should solve the problem!
ReplyDeleteEither way, I'm surprised Menino hasn't declared a state of emergency..
Nicki, I know you read David, so I will use this site to say goodbye. Google is such a pain in the ass I am not going to deal with the motherfucker anymore.
ReplyDeleteIt won't remember my info, but won't let me post on your site because I am already signed up.
Good luck, darling. I am glad you are rotating home. Goodbye, I have really enjoyed your insights over the last few years, but I cannot afford to put my fist through my computer.
Oh yeah, it won't let me register again.
ReplyDeleteForgive me, David for using you as a message board, it is just that I have so much respect for Fellenzer that I wanted to tell her why I don't show up anymore.
oh yeah, y'all would have made an awesome tag team
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought it was me, SA. Nice to know I'm not the only one having trouble with Google.
ReplyDeleteAnd, Nicki, nice to have you coming home again.
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