We're the Only Ones Consistent Enough

UND Police Chief Duane Czapiewski said the ban is necessary to make a consistent policy on campus and to prevent burglaries of guns and the possible use of them in other crimes.

The police department can store up to 100 guns and some ammunition, Czapiewski said.

And, of course, Chief Duane has pledged to make himself immediately available and liable for protecting the lives of everyone who complies with his "consistent" (except for "The Only Ones"!) universal disarmament policy.

It seems to me Mr. Emerson had something to say about consistent intellects like Chief Duane.