Friday, December 14, 2007

Just Like a Deer in the Headlights

Alvin Police Chief Mike Merkel said there are three things shoppers need to know if they are trapped in a chaotic shooting situation inside a mall.

First, stand still.

"They're going to pick out individuals who are running to or away from them," Merkel said. "Standing still may keep you from becoming a victim."

That's your best advice, get all wide-eyed and paralyzed? That's what you train your "Only Ones" to do in fluid tactical situations, right, Chief?

And how about that mall management, providing "complimentary" security escorts "as requested"? I wonder if one of their $9/hr. rent-a-cops will be ready to throw himself between my family and an armed assailant?

Facts folks: there is no one-size-fits-all procedure to follow, and the Chief ought to know better than to issue authoritative pronouncements without knowing what the hell he's talking about. We know from experience that a moving target is harder to hit, as is one that puts distance between himself and the shooter, and that even if hit, the likelihood of sustaining a fatal wound is decreased. We know that diving for cover can offer brief shelter, but that assumes a stationary shooter not hunting down prey--which, if we look at Virginia Tech and Columbine, just isn't the way these things go down.

Here are two other things we know: by the time Chief Merkel's finest are in position to engage the madman, the brunt--if not all--of the killing will have been done.

That and the only proven deterrent to a shooter is shooting back.

[Via Mack]

7 comments:

  1. I shot the Chief a quick email saying that was some pretty stupid advice and basically reiterated what you said about getting distance. I also said that if an armed civilian is around you don't want a bunch of people standing in the way of what would probably be a clean shot.

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  2. Yeah, that's the dumbest crap I've heard In a while.

    Next, he'll be saying a moving target is easier to hit than a stationary one.

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  3. Everyone knows psychos and hunters can only see movement! It's like a t-rex.

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  4. You forgot to mention that in position (in recent history) means "ducking for cover behind trees outside the building."

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  5. "First, stand still.

    Second, make yourself as small a target as possible.

    [Third]Get as close to the ground as you can,"

    --Alvin Police Chief Mike Merkel

    Oh like these families did:

    http://www.joehuffman.org/images/WhyBoomershoot.jpg

    Photo of Jewish families being led to their execution at Misocz

    Complying and cowering is not a plan.

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  6. Are you sure his last name isn't Merkin?

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  7. The Chief Merkel STOP method:
    S-stay still
    T-try to make yourself small
    O-Open your pack of smokes and light one.
    P-Pray that they publish a nice picture with your obituary

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