Sunday, December 16, 2007

Meanwhile, Over in Sarah Brady Paradise

Japanese media called for tighter gun-control laws on Sunday following a deadly shooting at a sports club, which sent shockwaves through the country in which gun crimes are emerging.

"We feel fear that (Japan) has turned out to be a gun society like the United States," the Yomiuri Shimbun said in an editorial.

Think I'd get in trouble if I made a crack about "Autholized Joulnarists" and "Onry Ones"?

6 comments:

  1. Think I'd get in trouble if I made a crack about "Autholized Joulnarists" and "Onry Ones"?

    Probably . . . but it's worth it.

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  2. They need to put up a sign. We've seen how much good they do.

    http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=nagoya-castle-warning.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2007-05-25

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  3. Since the URL got truncated, it was a pointer to a picture of a sign at Nagoya Castle in Japan. The sign reads: "Because you are dangerous, you must not enter."

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  4. Magome, who had permits for three shotguns and an air gun for the purpose of hunting, reportedly possessed more than 2,500 gun pellets, three times as many as an authorised hunter is allowed to have

    So he shot the people with an AIRgun? I'm confused, were the pellets in question inside shotgun shells or were they little pieces of lead that would do NOTHING? Were they plastic airsoft pellets?

    Are the onry ones conspiring with the anti human rights forces? You betcha.

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  5. They're killing thousands through that self inflicted mortal wound called abortion,(sepuku?) and their population is actually shrinking. They should just think of it as a very late term abortion. Besides, raising children is so difficult, and messy.

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  6. Oh yes!

    Yes, yes yes!

    A new code-phrase in time for Christmas! Thanks!

    "GUNSOCIETY"

    I didn't even bother to highlight this formerly unpopular definition in my Disarmer's Dictionary, but... Sure enough there it is!

    "Have you now or have you ever been a member of the GUNSOCIETY?

    Hmm?!"


    The disarmers have lost the battle of facts in the War on Guns, so get ready for a public display of their ultimate motivator: Bigotry.

    Finally. A fight out in the open.


    p.s. "Gunsociety" translates to: "The modern state of civilization after the 16th Century."

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