Friday, January 18, 2008

We're the Only Ones with Driving Ambition Enough

A federal agent has been charged with hitting a woman with his car in a parking garage then zooming off...

Smalley made "an abrupt intentional turn and accelerated, striking the victim and knocking down the female victim"...The woman ran down the garage stairs to the security station by the entrance -- only to see Smalley's car accelerate toward her, police said, "causing her to run to avoid behind struck again."
Sure sounds like he came back for more and tried to run her down again, doesn't it?

But no, "He claimed the woman jumped on his hood and fell off..."

BATFU's finest. I guess she should be grateful he was driving an Acura instead of a Panzer...

Maybe she put "Y" or "N" on a form instead of "Yes" or "No."

[Via Red's Trading Post]

[More from "The Only Ones" Files]

2 comments:

  1. The agent in question has been placed on leave while the investigation is underway. I wonder if it's paid leave... you know - the kind we, the taxpayers, are funding while this pernicious, bloated sack of festering pus sits around his house eating chips and getting paid for it.

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  2. I noticed on the link to Miami, several of the people had minimum gpa 3.0 in the adresses. Is that their grade point average? Or am I missing something?

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