Tuesday, February 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: TOOL POSSIBLY SPOTTED ON CAMPUS--PANIC ENSUES!!!

A college campus outside Roanoke, Va., continued under a lockdown situation Tuesday as police searched for a suspicious white man spotted by a housekeeper carrying a handgun in one of the college dorms.

Well no wonder...

[Via John Hardin]

5 comments:

  1. What a bunch of freakin' pussies this country has morphed into. That story should be in The Onion.

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  2. Robert E Lee is either spinning in his grave, or just sobbing.

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  3. I like the part about Personal Responsibility just about the weapons section. I would think that carrying a handgun is being responsible for ones own safety.

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  4. They've even got their Eloi Training Protocols in place:

    Braaten said the college immediately put into effect its emergency procedures - which had been reviewed several times - sounding an siren to alert students that something had happened and they should go inside.

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  5. A MS Community College is on lockdown after a kid committed suicide today. The statement I heard today, "No one knows how he got a gun into his room." Seriously. It's against policy you know.

    http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080226/NEWS/80226016

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