The problem is guns...In other words, you clearly have no idea what you're doing. But you're bound and determined to keep doing it, even if it kills people.
The problem is bad parents...
The problem is drugs...
The problem is jobs...
The problem is our schools...
Nice.
Still, their mantra sounds familiar...where have I heard it before? Ah!
The trouble is he's crazy.Emperor Daley
The trouble is he drinks.
The trouble is he's lazy.
The trouble is he stinks.
The trouble is he's growing.
The trouble is he's grown.
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
You've done it again
If there were any justice
You'd get life in the pen
And commie pal Snuffy
Would get what he's due
Gee, Emperor Daley,
Snuff You!
[Via John R]
Now don't be so hard on Daley, David--he's smarter than I've been giving him credit for. In fact, he knows more about guns than I'd ever expected--here, he talks about a class of firearm I had never known existed:
ReplyDelete"When they come to a scene, someone has a semi fully-automatic weapon and you have a little pistol, uh, good luck."
Those semi fully-automatic weapons must be utterly (or at least semi utterly) terrifying.
Elmer Fudd has a double-barrel, semi-automatic pump shotgun. Why can't Chicago have semi-fully-automatic-M4-rifles?
ReplyDeleteHell, I thought Fudd and Daley were related.