Thursday, June 05, 2008

It's Off

From Less:
Looks like DSA is calling off the protest this 14th...
"After careful thought, DSA management has come to the decision that it is in everyone’s best interest not to organize a counter protest or stage any activity to oppose Mr. Jackson. We feel that this is the best decision because anything we do to oppose Mr. Jackson, his organization,or his protest will simply make it a more news worthy story, giving him more media attention. This is exactly what he wants, and DSA will not oblige Mr. Jackson or his organization. The protest will take place on Saturday, and our company is closed for business on that day. If Mr.Jackson would like to stand on an empty street, in front of an empty building to address issues which do not exist, that is his prerogative. DSA feels that this foolishness is unworthy of a response."
With that being the case, I'd hang pro-freedom signs from my building so they'd be picked up by any news cameras covering this.

And with no customers to offend, I'd be inclined to maybe put a dead skunk in the dumpster (How did that get there? Must have crawled in and died...) and make the outside of my premises a very unpleasant place to congregate.

3 comments:

  1. Classic ideas! hehe a dead skunk...

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  2. Having worked in pet stores, I know of much worse smells than a mere dead skunk.

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  3. Je$$e'$ first visit to DSA had a funny welcome. The city had to scrape up some horse manure that was accidently spread in front of the business the night before.

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