Drivers caught speeding in this north Atlanta suburb soon will have to pay an extra $12 — to cover $4-a-gallon gas costs for the police officers who stop them.Gotta keep Sergeant F..k-Buddy Morrison (!) from starving to death from the looks of things. Oh, I'm sorry, bad eyes, that's "F.K. 'Bucky'."
Without realizing it, "The Only Ones" are more and more becoming bad parodies of Dennis Moore:
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor.
And gives to the rich
Stupid bitch.
(Dennis Moore reins to sudden halt and looks over to camera.)
Dennis Moore:
What did you sing?
Singers:(speaking)
We sang... he steals from the poor and gives to the rich.
Dennis Moore:
Wait a tic... blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
[Via Zachary G]
Mister Moooooore,
ReplyDeleteLupins galoooore,
Extra-oooor...dinary.
Katie Harris, 20, a babysitter and student at Georgia Perimeter College, doesn't like the new fines. "It always seems like government officials are trying to take money from citizens' pockets," she says.
ReplyDeleteWow, a young person that gets it!
Holly Springs Mayor Tim Downing says: "This is a self-taxing system. If you don't break the law, you don't pay the tax."
If you're not breaking the law, we'll change the law so that you do. Of course, your breaking the law if we say you're breaking the law.
Communist countries send the family a bill for the ammunition when they execute a political prisoner.
ReplyDeleteWe're getting there.
We learned that one mile over is enough for a stop because it's A VIOLATION.
We learned that if they follow you long enough, no matter how careful you are, you WILL break SOME traffic regulation. Then they pounce.
Safety has nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Y'all come back now, hear?
Not bloody likely. if there's a beltway, We'll take it to keep a distance from the place. Atlanta gas stations and restaurants will lose money. Don't guess the city cares about that. What's the city motto, "I got mine"?
By the way, a North Carolina state trooper was shot to death during a stop the other day. That's rare, and so close to the revelation that a trooper used his canine partner for a kickbox dummy...
Maybe we should be referring to "evidence" as "ƒwag."
ReplyDeleteDon't know if Blogger is going to be able to understand the extended character.
Follow this because it spells out government/parasite abuse of the citizens. Here in Idaho we have had a very large drop in violent crimes. This is bad news for government parasites so how do you think they are dealing with it?
ReplyDeleteThe parasites are now charging people with felonies for darn near everything they arrest people for. The parasites blame it on lawmakers, but the fact remains the person could have been charged with a non-felony charge from the get go and legally so. What this does is makes it look like we have a lot of hard criminals in Idaho by the numbers of felony arrest. So the parasites are don't nothingn more than justifying their jobs and cost placed on the taxpayers.
Look if everyone stopped speeding then the next thing would be to have road blocks to give people tickets for tread life on their tires saying it a public safty issue. The parasites will find a way to cheat the citizens no matter what.