Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Fear of Flying

TSA Agents Forced Woman To Remove Nipple Rings, Pulled Pants Off Disabled Man...

"It makes you feel like you have no rights," Perry said.
BINGO! Give that man a cigar!

Now step through the scanner: We want to leer at your nakedness again.

But don't worry, the herders will play calming music, turn on the mood lighting and let you look at soothing pictures of flowers to distract you from the rape.

And remember: "They" hate us because we're free!

[Via Brian F]

5 comments:

  1. "A spokesman said that out of 2 billion passengers screened nationwide since 9-11, there have been only 110,000 abuse complaints."

    I have no reason to complain. I just stopped flying. Going to Florida in a few weeks... driving.

    The only reason I would fly is if work required it. I own the company, so it doesn't.

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  2. Father Land security at it's best or worst

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  3. "I have power, I have power, I have power"

    Yeah, so do I in several calibers and other types of power measurements.

    These people are going to start being hunted. Lack of anonymity works both ways. They will not be able to hide when the dam bursts. They will be hunted down like vermin. Maybe not soon, but it will happen. That's the problem with tyrants too stupid to know history. They keep doing the same things that eventually felled all those before them.

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  4. Well, before the hot war begins, there's a helluva lot of fun we can have.

    Try calling airport security and giving them a description of one of the sceeners and tell them you thought you saw a gun on them. Or describe a pilot in detail and say you thought you smelled booze on them. Get creative, put an old wind-up clock in your luggage and let it tick away. How about leaving the underwear at home and traveling commando style? This followed up by a brief stint of uncontrollable pissing might get their attention.

    We can shut the system down without resorting to violence and we can get some laughs out of watching the spectacle.

    In the mean time, stock up on ammo inbetween being a total pain in their ass.

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  5. If somehow I am forced to be screened with one of these things, there will be a large tin-foil "FUCK YOU" taped to my chest.

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