Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Sarah Brady Paradise

'I repeated that the only people being photographed were my own children. She said I could be taking pictures of just any child to put on the internet and called me a pervert. We immediately left the show.’

See, you need to learn a lesson from our open carry experiences here, old chap.

If you'd been wearing a uniform, everyone would have assumed you were authorized.

[Via Zachary G]