We're the Only Ones Out of Tou...uh...Reach Enough

But Metro police have a warning for gun owners.

"If you're going to have a firearm in the house, you're responsible for that firearm. So if you have children or other people present, that firearm needs to be locked up and out of the reach of a child," said IMPD Sgt. Paul Thompson.

And because you "Only Ones" keep Indy so safe and all, there'll be no need to access them quickly, right, Sarge? And you never have a gun at the ready at your house?

[Via Mike H]