The Hudson Police Department is eager to recover two police badges, an identification card and a pistol taken from a detective's unmarked squad car this month.They'd better hurry.
The mall opens just a few minutes from now...
On the bright side, if people see the thief with the gun, they'll assume he's an "Only One" and won't resist--just like they're conditioned to react. Instead, they'll give him what he wants.
That's a good thing, isn't it?
If people don't obey, PseudoCop can just threaten to "knock the f--- out of them. Used to be, a real police officer wouldn't say that. Now, he'll still pass.
ReplyDelete