The county's new high-tech, high-cost version of the city's 911 center is in a downtown location officials say they'd like to keep secret for security reasons.Nice to know they'll all be locked up nice and safe in their secret clubhouse while their policies ensure the people outside will be dying.
Why do I immediately think of this?
Someone ought to find out where their Batcave is and publicize the location. After the zombies run out of surface victims, they're going to be hungry.
[Via HZ]
To find sooper secret command center: Stake out donut shop.Have donut, cup of coffee.In 15 minutes, cop will show up. Cop leaves. Have another donut, and another cup of coffee. Get up, use restroom(wash hands), leave store. Observe donut crumbs on street and follow carefully down city streets. Donut crumb trail should end at door of sooper secret command center. There will probably be a camera trained on entrance. Remove dozen donuts from your parked car, lay down in front of door,RUN to own car, and observe. Cops will soon swarm donuts,with arguments ensuing about who has seniority, and so on, accompanied by tearing and ripping and loud sounds of devourments. Mark down location of sooper secret command center on map, and notate,creme filled, chocolate covered,w/sprinkles.
ReplyDeletePizza hut delivery already has the addie and county cc in the data base...just in case, God forbid, something happens...
ReplyDeletehail the securtitat stasi or words to that effect