Police tonight do not understand how a Dairy Queen manager was shot. The Dairy Queen is clearly labeled with a "no guns allowed" sign. Police say that perhaps the gun man did not see the sign and that is why it has failed.
And another sad fact. If the perp is caught, he won't recieve the death penalty. Just a short stint at the state criminal academy, to be turned loose on society again, who knows where. I'm sure when the little darling gets out, he'll obey the gun laws. After years of exhorting my neighbors, they're after me to advise them on which gun to buy,ammo,etc. Seems they see an Obomination on the horizon. I've told them it could also be a McHurricane too.
ahhh-huh. yeup, there's yer problem. yer gun ban ain't got enough gun ban in it. now i reckon awhut you need is another of them "no" signs on top of the one thas already thar. y'see.
Yesterday I ventured into one of those "disarmed victim zones". Nothing happened, but if it had, any attackers would have had a surprise.
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ReplyDeletePolice tonight do not understand how a Dairy Queen manager was shot. The Dairy Queen is clearly labeled with a "no guns allowed" sign. Police say that perhaps the gun man did not see the sign and that is why it has failed.
What idiots
And another sad fact. If the perp is caught, he won't recieve the death penalty. Just a short stint at the state criminal academy, to be turned loose on society again, who knows where. I'm sure when the little darling gets out, he'll obey the gun laws. After years of exhorting my neighbors, they're after me to advise them on which gun to buy,ammo,etc. Seems they see an Obomination on the horizon. I've told them it could also be a McHurricane too.
ReplyDeleteAn Obamination?
ReplyDeleteWill there be Obamunism in this nation?
Must need a bigger sign. And in more languages than English.
ReplyDeletePerhaps a large picture of a pistol with a slash through it.
Blame illiteracy!
ReplyDeleteahhh-huh. yeup, there's yer problem. yer gun ban ain't got enough gun ban in it. now i reckon awhut you need is another of them "no" signs on top of the one thas already thar. y'see.
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yeap, that'll do'er
Wait.... wouldn't that ban the gun ban?
ReplyDeleteBaaaaaaa it only happens very, very rarely. All we need is a cell phone to call 911, baaaaaaa baaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteThey need a sign in Spanish AND Ebonics.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget your supposed to throw your laptop at school shooters in gun free schools to.
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