It's alternately sad and entertaining to read about these Bambi-brainwashed morons who live so close to a FOREST and yet have no clue about the natural order of things. Since they're so intent on feeding the bears and also so clearly susceptible to mind control, perhaps someone can talk them into ritual self sacrifice. Once a week, the unlucky villager must strap on his/her Birkenstocks, slather themselves with honey, and walk into the woods. Eventually the problem would self-correct.
another reason why ill never live in commiefornia for other obvious reasons. it blows my mind that these people are able to dress themselves in the morning.
It's alternately sad and entertaining to read about these Bambi-brainwashed morons who live so close to a FOREST and yet have no clue about the natural order of things. Since they're so intent on feeding the bears and also so clearly susceptible to mind control, perhaps someone can talk them into ritual self sacrifice. Once a week, the unlucky villager must strap on his/her Birkenstocks, slather themselves with honey, and walk into the woods. Eventually the problem would self-correct.
ReplyDeleteToday, Susie Kramer feels terrible.
ReplyDelete"I was actually giving the bear a death sentence," she said. "I thought I was loving them by feeding them."
now if only she could apply this lesson to her politics and stop voting, we'd be on to something.
Stupid just can't be fixed.
ReplyDeleteSadly, stupid is often more damaging to those around the Stupid One rather than directly to the Stupid One.
ReplyDeleteanother reason why ill never live in commiefornia for other obvious reasons. it blows my mind that these people are able to dress themselves in the morning.
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