Tuesday, September 02, 2008

We're the Only Ones Weighty Enough

Fat police weighing down patrol cars

Some police officers are so overweight they can only transport a single suspect in their overburdened squad cars.
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.*

* Not for those offended by gross humor.

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/02/2008 9:34 AM

    At first, I thought this article just had to be about Jersey City PD, cause some of them are just rolly polly ya know.....

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  2. Anonymous9/02/2008 4:15 PM

    Well, when you consider the size of their patrol cars, it's no wonder:

    The standard patrol car is a 1.6-litre Ford Focus or a 1.3-litre Vauxhall Astra.

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