No, not the Dean. A real turkey.
Don't you just love the way the law--its only legitimate purpose being to secure the blessings of liberty--puts our modern day heirs of liberty at a disadvantage against...the main course? The Zargonians must have landed in Cambridge, and there's gotta be some pod people action going on there...
I also like "Mike," who "do[es] security." He seems an affable enough fellow, but I question his powers of observation, not even knowing that the subject of his protective focus is a "she," not a "he." I also question how effective he would be if a true ravening predator stalked in and began culling witless, tender gobblers...
What is it about Massachusetts and turkeys, anyway...?
[Via Illspirit]
the turkeys? you kidding? people here elect them to office. yet, once there, people immediately forget the rules of engagement.
ReplyDeletealso, the local turkeys sit in their legislature building under a huge wooden cod, pecking and scratching. i'll be the first to tell you i don't understand it.
i think maybe this state is just full of pagans.