With officers in pursuit, the raccoon took off through the house, ripping up Venetian blinds, pulling down drapes, knocking over a lamp and toppling a flowerpot. Finally, Officer Daniel Ek tried to let it out the back door when the suspect apparently turned threatening."The suspect"? That's "Only Onese" for a raccoon...?
"While unlocking the back door, the suspect ran at Officer Ek," the police report says.
I'm sorry, but this thing reads like a scene from a "Three Stooges" short. I can just hear Curly going "Woob-woob-woob..." and see them all tearing up the place and hitting each other over the head with shovels as the raccoon outsmarts them at every turn...
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When engaged in a battle of wits, these guys show up unarmed.
ReplyDeleteTrouble is, I remember the incident in Oklahoma (I think) where a cop tried to shoot a rat snake in a birdhouse. His bullet killed a five-year-old boy on the other side of the lake. We can go "Woob-woob-woob" all we want, but these guys are dangerous.
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