I guess they're finally getting around to mooving on this...
I don't think I'll be the "Only One" to speculate on why he may have found livestock more appealing...
I suspect this may be a Zargonian conspiracy--I was going to have a burger for lunch, but now I've lost my appetite.
Now I know why only ones are allowed to carry in new jersey
ReplyDeleteLooking at the pic of his girlfriend, it's entirely understandable that he would develop a fetish for cows!
ReplyDeleteLooking at the pic of his girlfriend, removes my will to live. Imagine that face closing in on you and you get the idea. Think maybe the cops will want to "beef" up patrols in the area? More "steak-outs?" Or will they just "hoof it" on over to the donut shop like usual? Maybe the lil' deputy was just trying to milk it for all it was worth. The people in that community butter start asking questions.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice that the article said Lewis was in jail on $300,000 bond, but the only word on him is that he was suspended? NOt a word about his custody status or lack of same.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the beef?
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