We're the Only Ones Mechanically Inclined Enough

A federal officer was arrested Friday and charged with trafficking in undocumented immigrants in exchange for a sexual device, Cialis pills - used to treat erectile dysfunction - and $2,150 in cash.

Y'know, when it comes to the "device," I don't even want to ask, and I'm sure I'm not the "Only One"...

Secret Operational Capabilities

"Locate, target and kill."

Not that this would ever be abused...

The Operative Word Being "Me"

...I support the re-imposition of the ban on the sale of assault weapons that expired in September 2004 because I believe these guns are used primarily for criminal rather than sporting intent.

And your guns are safe with me.

Nothing Secedes Like Secess

I see somebody noticed and fixed it.

I just found the whole thing sad and very musty and very much like a Bund rally...

Rich celebrity advocates of national socialism accusing conservatives of being Nazis--ain't it ironic?

I also love the "we don't have to reveal our sources" comment from "Mrs. Cheryl Hampton" and others. Yes, cud-chewers this thick really do exist--and their vote cancels out yours.

[Via NewsBusters]

Welcome to Crossfire of Cleveland

Sounds like a comunity event, doesn't it, like a street fair with cultural exhibits and food booths and stuff...?

And here I thought for sure that toy gun "buyback" would put an end to this crap once and for all.

Another Craigslist Scam

A boutique owner shot outside an East Village deli in July sued Craigslist for $10 million Thursday, claiming his assailant bought a gun through the online classified ad service.

Yeah, well, one problem there:

...prohibited or restricted items...

Weapons and related items, including but not limited to firearms, disguised, undetectable or switchblade knives, martial arts weapons, scopes, silencers, ammunition, ammunition magazines, BB guns, tear gas or stun guns.

Now is it possible to do an end run and post a gun ad? If you use a text ad, it will probably be detected very quickly, if not rejected outright. But if you post a hosted image file, yeah, I could see an ad being up for a couple hours before it's reported and removed. But that still requires the seller and buyer to intentionally disregard a slew of "gun control" edicts.

I'm no fan of Craigslist--their gun prohibition policy alone is enough to turn me off. And it seems every time you turn around there's another headline about scammers and robbers and whores (oh my!)...

If there was ever a place where the words "Caveat Emptor" need to be branded into the frontal lobes...

In a rational world, this lawsuit would be thrown out, the plaintiff scolded and the lawyer warned of sanctions. But who knows? Maybe they'll luck out and get Jack Weinstein...

A Proper Police Response

Caller: There is a man with a gun in the restaurant!

PD: What is he doing?

Caller: Just sitting there, eating dinner.

PD: Where is his gun?

Caller: In a holster on his right side.

PD: Is he yelling or threatening anybody? Is he waving the gun around?

Caller: No.

PD: What he is doing is perfectly legal in Virginia, thanks for calling.

VCDL reports on a positive officer education development by the Lynchburg PD. Scroll down the page to item 4.

[Via Jeffersonian]

I Want My EUTV

Adverts which use sex to sell or promote gender stereotypes could be banned by the EU

"Gender stereotypes" as defined by Jiang Qing/Elena Ceauşescu protege and ideological heiress (is adding the "ess" sexist?) Eva-Britt Svensson and her gang (gangette?) of humorless fascist harridan babes...

Here's how it works: We ban your freedom of expression under threat of armed government enforcement, and you believe we're removing a "straitjacket" that "restrict[s] individuals to predetermined and artificial roles that are often degrading, humiliating and dumbed down for both sexes."

Only then can we achieve "equality," not to mention a glorious future for the proletariat! Oh, sure, the commissars (and commissarettes!) will still have nubile mistresses in garters and underwire bras, but trust us--this is for your own good.

I shouldn't complain though--with the way Europe is going, I'm ready to hit the ground running with an EU-compliant ad campaign, like this one representing their fastest-growing demographic, Victorious Islam's Secret:


You don't think it might be a little too racy, do you?

And lest we feel overly superior, we ain't all that far behind...

This Day in History: September 6

You need not be informed, that Violence and Rapacity of a tyrannick Ministry, have forced the Citizens of America, your Brother Colonists, into Arms; We equally detest and lament the Prevalence of those Councils, which have led to the Effusion of so much human Blood and left us no Alternative but a Civil War or a base Submission.