We're the Only Ones Fundraising Enough

More Tickets in Hard Times

Cities searching for revenue look to their police departments as a way to cash in. [More]

Hey, why should your hard time be their hard time?

The issue should be safety? Good one!

So what if you can't afford it? You'll just have to do without something else. Your brats don't need milk every day.

But you will come up with the money. It's not like you can do anything about it.

Gotta pay for "Only Ones," you know--so that they can keep on...protecting you.

[Via Ed M]

UPDATE: And look--they don't just write them for money. They can also write them for revenge! [Via Jeff H]

UPDATE 2: And there is still more motivation for an enterprising fixer-upper... [Via DJK]