Aha. Front-page and local section front-page news here. Get your green on! An article about the Homeland Security report on "rightwing extremism" and our returning troops being terrorist recruiter bait: you could cover it with a playing card, Page A-12. And while we're worried about Mother Earth, the anniversary of Tiananmen Square passes, and it comes to light that our Most Favored trade partners the Chinese sold us tons of gypsum wallboard that emits toxic sulfur fumes. Goes good with lead-contaminated toys and plastic-tainted baby formula.
"Prolonged exposure to the compounds, especially high levels of carbon disulfide, can cause breathing problems, chest pains and even death, and can affect the nervous system, according to the CDC." Gosh, you mean it's worse than lead, Mr. Wizard?
I did my part ... 40, 115 and 230 grains at a time ... right into the berm! Went home and mowed the grass too (first time this year). All that activity made me hungry so I fired up the charcoal grill afterwards.
Aha. Front-page and local section front-page news here. Get your green on!
ReplyDeleteAn article about the Homeland Security report on "rightwing extremism" and our returning troops being terrorist recruiter bait: you could cover it with a playing card, Page A-12.
And while we're worried about Mother Earth, the anniversary of Tiananmen Square passes, and it comes to light that our Most Favored trade partners the Chinese sold us tons of gypsum wallboard that emits toxic sulfur fumes. Goes good with lead-contaminated toys and plastic-tainted baby formula.
"Prolonged exposure to the compounds, especially high levels of carbon disulfide, can cause breathing problems, chest pains and even death, and can affect the nervous system, according to the CDC."
ReplyDeleteGosh, you mean it's worse than lead, Mr. Wizard?
Screw Lenin and his disciples.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go mountain biking and take a shit in the woods and use leaves to wipe with. Giving back to Mother Nature with love.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to buy some lead...and then deposit it back into good ole momma earth!
ReplyDeleteNothing like 'giving back'!
In honor of our Green Republicans, I'm doing the Mark Kirk Wave to everyone I meet.
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I did my part ... 40, 115 and 230 grains at a time ... right into the berm! Went home and mowed the grass too (first time this year). All that activity made me hungry so I fired up the charcoal grill afterwards.
ReplyDeleteI would like to issue a personal and warm, eat sh*t, suck mud, f-off and die, to all the founders of and participants in, Earth Day.
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