Sigh, yet another indication of the wussification of America. There was a time when the dialog would have gone something like this: Mama, you keep that pig distracted while I fetch my .22. Bang! Call cousin Jed and ask to borrow his hog cooker, then tell the neighbors we be havinng a hog roast come Saturday. How many? The more the merrier. That ol sow ought to dress out at 100 pounds of meat. Plenty enough for everyone. Tell em to bring beans, and slaw, and tater salad. Oh, and an appetite.
I was going to say, Kent. Pigs are really dangerous. The follow no law and can't be reasoned with. They WILL kill you if it is their whim. Oh, and here is another on- They come with armour and can be difficult to kill. Use a high power round!
if you are knocked off your feet by even a domestic hog, your chances of being eviscerated immediately are very very good. Use a very powerful round and stay the Hell on your feet.
Mebbe it was Porkulus, wild and free. Did anyone check it for a badge?
ReplyDeleteShe says she doesn't want to be around pork anymore. She'd better steer clear of Washington, D.C.
ReplyDeleteSigh, yet another indication of the wussification of America. There was a time when the dialog would have gone something like this:
ReplyDeleteMama, you keep that pig distracted while I fetch my .22.
Bang!
Call cousin Jed and ask to borrow his hog cooker, then tell the neighbors we be havinng a hog roast come Saturday.
How many? The more the merrier. That ol sow ought to dress out at 100 pounds of meat. Plenty enough for everyone. Tell em to bring beans, and slaw, and tater salad. Oh, and an appetite.
Got my mouth watering just thinking about it.
"This one was pretty large," Frank said. "I guess it wanted to be in charge of somebody."Are you POSITIVE this isn't about a cop?
ReplyDeleteI was going to say, Kent.
ReplyDeletePigs are really dangerous.
The follow no law and can't be reasoned with.
They WILL kill you if it is their whim.
Oh, and here is another on-
They come with armour and can be difficult to kill. Use a high power round!
if you are knocked off your feet by even a domestic hog, your chances of being eviscerated immediately are very very good. Use a very powerful round and stay the Hell on your feet.
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